Posted 7 hours ago
  1. DC: Wonder Woman is too difficult to find a movie audience for-
  2. Marvel: YO YOU LIKE BLACK WIDOW? HERE SHE IS IN THE NEXT CAPTAIN AMERICA MOVIE WITH A TON OF SCREENTIME AND MAJOR ASSKICKING SKILLS
  3. DC: We can't allow the lesbians in Batwoman to get married in the comic, sorry.
  4. Marvel: HEY GUESS WHAT WE'RE GONNA FEATURE A GAY WEDDING ON THE COVER OF AN X-MEN ISSUE
  5. DC: The new direction for storytelling needs to be dark, gritty, mature and cynical.
  6. Marvel: DUDE CHECK IT OUT LOKI GOES SPEED DATING IS THAT NOT THE BEST SHIT EVER
  7. DC: After years of rumors, the Superman/Batman movie is finally coming, but with a new actor and suit for Batman and MAYBE a cameo from Wonder Woman.
  8. Marvel: PHASE 2 MOTHERFUCKERS EVERYONE IS IN EVERYONE'S MOVIE AND THERE AIN'T NO STOPPIN US NOW
  9. DC: We can try to add maybe one or two 'people of color' to our lineup...maybe...
  10. Marvel: NEW MS MARVEL THAT'S MUSLIM AMERICAN, BITCHES.
  11. DC: We feel no problem with Batman's vengeful personality being like wet cardboard.
  12. Marvel: NEW LATINA GHOST RIDER WHO SEEKS VENGEANCE WHILE TAKING HIS AWEET LIL BRO FOR ICE CREAM
  13. DC: We can't mention any superhero titles in our movies, that's ridiculous.
  14. Marvel: FUCK YEAH YOU WANT A RACOON VOICED BY BRADLEY COOPER WITH A GIANT GUN? YOU WANT VIN DIESEL PLAYING A TREE? AMY FUCKING POND PLAYING A SEXY BALD SPACE PIRATE? HERE YOU FUCKERS GO
  15. DC: Our fanbase is mostly white males, I'm sure our focus is-
  16. Marvel: NEW SHE HULK LINE WHERE SHE GOES TO COURT THEN SAVES NEW YORK
  17. DC: Wait-
  18. Marvel: NEW FEMALE THOR
  19. DC: I didn't-
  20. Marvel: NEW BLACK CAPTAIN AMERICA
  21. Marvel: TAKE ALL THIS COOL SHIT MARVEL BE OUTIE
  22. Marvel: PEACE
Posted 14 hours ago

I’ve been pretty scared recently

For the last two months I’ve been scared. Scared that I now have to get a job and that the end of my life in education is over. A part of me didn’t want to move on and a part of me did. So I played games, chilled out and cleaned my house up a bit to get away with the reality I am facing.

It was fun at first and was probably needed. After a life of education, of course it’s going to e scary and I probably needed a rest from Uni anyway. Yet I think it has come to an end and I’ve been bored for a few weeks. I want a job and I want to do things and that means money. 

It’ just that I’m scared of the future and the possibilities. I’m scared of the failures that I’ll have. It made me feel like crap.

Yet yesterday, when I graduated I suddenly realized that it didn’t have to be that way. After 3 years of University I graduated. It was such a weir feeling but it was amazing. I finally saw an end result. An end result of hard work. It made me realize that if I cared a bit more then I could have got a 1st but that’s okay, I’ve learnt from that now. I now know that working hard bares fruit and I want to remember the excitement I had as I walked up and got my degree.  

So this morning there was a voice inside me. This voice always seems to pop up every now and then. When I’m scared to talk to a person or to get on with something a voice inside me comes up and just tells me to do it. I know it’s my voice, my thought but it’s a thought that completes disregards everything else and just tells me to do it.

It’s like when you read a book and the character is going through some tough time but instantly they find some courage to do something. It’s come out of nowhere and they just do it.

Today I’ve been a little more active and looked at jobs I could apply for and publishing firms I could send letters enquiring about work experience. Today something has changed and I thank God so much.

In fact I’ve been ignoring God for a while too. Yet the other day I just started praying to God again and things have somehow gotten a little lighter. Sure I’m still scared and all but it somehow feels better.

Thank you God and Thank you Spirit

Posted 14 hours ago

dunwall:

parcelhare:

parcelhare:

I just gave a goblin an accidental handjob in D&D I’m so

For anyone curious, I tried to rip his dick off and then botched my roll. Now our caravan won’t stop calling me the “Hand of Mercy”

i

twas probably a 1 right

Posted 14 hours ago

Guys I did it…I GRADUATED

Posted 17 hours ago

isitscary:

My daughter is blind! She is blind and tiny and helpless and fragile. She cannot help you!

Toph is an inspiration to us all

(Source: robert-downey-junior)

Posted 17 hours ago
Start being brave about everything. Drive out darkness and spread light. Don’t look at your weaknesses. Realize instead that in Christ crucified you can do everything.
St. Catherine of Siena (via yarabirham)

(Source: imaginesisters)

Posted 1 day ago

yanderidanampora:

darkness-rage-light:

melaniedragon:

intimidationoflosing-sanity:

the-end-that-never-was:

youfancymemaddearie:

askradicalgoodspeed:

kill la kill

Bleach

Ouran high school host club

Dangan Ronpa….. >.>

Black butler…hella rad!!!

Soul eater…should I be worried?

*gets out 3D maneuver gear.* okay bye guys im out to go kill some titans

Does Legend of Korra count? If not then The Girl Who Leapt Through Time. Either I get to hang out with some pretty awesome people.

(Source: sirskullreed)

Posted 2 days ago

cerseilannistwhore:

gildatheplant:

deerdem:

selkiesounds:

bogmoth:

I said “have a nice day!” to this old dude and apparently that’s not fucking good enough because he retrieved his wallet and from like a stack of 30 of these things pulled one out and gave it to me and said something like “I hope you reconsider your choices next time”

holy shit

This is the most self entitled shit i’ve seen all day

Perhaps a clearer choice for me to give you, sir, would be this imperative statement, “Go fuck yourself, you pretentious asshole.”

How I imagine certain tumblr users act when they go outside tbh

Was this man Gandalf by any chance.

Posted 2 days ago

Haircut times. I just need to bring myself to get to the actual hair dresser

Posted 2 days ago

sherbies:

based on this

godspeed korra

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