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Comic Takes Your Awful First Date To Its Logically Terrifying Extreme

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As soon as she said she was a carnivore I knew what was going to happen and it was confirmed by her order of coffee.

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Addams Family Values (1993)

Gomez knows how its fucking done.

And then be unhinged in the bedroom

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Reblog this if you like Harry Potter. No questions, just do. It’ll make sense later.

(Source: luciuspatronus)

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Deconstructing Masculinity & Manhood with Michael Kimmel @ Dartmouth College


You know what I like, and feel is so important? That he doesn’t say “Men thinks those are THEIR positions”. He says “We think those are OUR positions.”

As a male feminist, he still doesn’t exclude himself from the group of men.

I agree and also even as male feminist AND the fact that we are human, we still can have this scratch us in the back of the head. You know, the idea may fleet by for a second. Sometimes it could last for a while or we are thankful that it doesn’t even pop up.

(Source: exgynocraticgrrl)

Posted 2 hours ago


My daughter is blind! She is blind and tiny and helpless and fragile. She cannot help you!

(Source: robert-downey-junior)

Posted 10 hours ago

Did I do the right thing?

Posted 23 hours ago
Ding, Dong! the Lich is dead! Which old Lich? The Wicked Lich!
My mother after we destroyed a Lich’s plans and phylactery within three rounds of combat. (via outofcontextdnd)
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tumblr you can keep your glorified nostalgia about the wild thornberries and tony hawk’s pro skater and getting to hold the flea-ridden stuffed lion during the d.a.r.e program and what have you because THIS right here.  now THIS was the essence of the 90s


oh man it took me literally 2 seconds of this video to remember exactly how the rest of it went

I hated this commercial. Turns out I still hate it.


I CAN’T FUCKING STOP LAUGHING its as awful as i remembered it

i cant quite explain this commercial and how it came back to me like

i couldnt remember the exact words by heart but. everything they said chimed in my head like a song i’d heard a long time ago. it was almost rhythmic, buried deep in my memory. it was probably the most bizarre way ive ever remembered something.

clearly this is an american advert because in Britain…it never stays hot enough for air conditioning units but when the heat wave that comes about every 5 years or so comes and which lasts for a month or two, WE POWER THROUGH IT.

Posted 2 days ago

I just didn’t want to be tickled, how hard is that to understand?

By saying that it makes it seem like a challenge. You know, you want what you can’t have. However, no means no.

Posted 2 days ago

URG, I’m tempted to ring my twin or speak to a friend about it later