Posted 13 hours ago

wallylock:

thebiochemedian:

The most heartbreaking line in all of science-fiction-musical fandom. 

dude, bad horse is a real horse. that’s what i’m focused on

Of course bad horse was a real horse, do you think his death whinny was just a simple nay? Everyone was terrified of his death whinny.

(Source: whedonversegifs)

Posted 13 hours ago
  1. Me: *playing Tomb Raider*
  2. Grandmother who is visiting for the weekend: Mind if I sit with you?
  3. Me: *squirming slightly because there is gore and swearing in this game and my grandmother is a sweet old lady: Um, if you want to.
  4. Grandmother: *sits* Thank you, dear.
  5. Me: *continuing to play for about five minutes*
  6. Grandmother:
  7. Grandmother:
  8. Grandmother: LOOK OUT THERE ARE THREE COMING DOWN THE HILL
  9. Grandmother: THAT WAS POINT BLANK HOW ARE THEY ALIVE
  10. Grandmother: OOOHH YOU MADE THAT EXPLODE
  11. Grandmother: STOP KILLING MY GRANDDAUGHTER
  12. Grandmother: KILL THEM KILL THEM ALL
  13. Grandmother: OHHHHH YOU SHOT HIM IN THE HEAD OHHHHHHHHH
  14. Grandmother: RUN RUN RUN YOU'RE ABOUT TO DIE RUN
  15. Grandmother: OKAY NOW KILL THEM ALL
  16. Me: *slowly turns to look at her* Grandma
  17. Grandmother: *sweet smile* Hmm?
  18. Me: Grandma oh my god
  19. Grandmother: *more smiling* Well, hurry up and kill everyone else, I want to see you save this Sam person.
  20. Me:
  21. Me:
  22. Grandmother: Kill them.
Posted 13 hours ago
weasleyweezies:

thestriderbooty:

big-boss-piss:

catbountry:

owlygem:

thalassa-gramarye:

zerostatereflex:

Not everyone sees the same color when they stare at this spinning disk.
The gif is called, “Benham’s disk" "is named after the English toymaker Charles Benham, who in 1895 sold a top painted with the pattern shown. When the disk is spun, arcs of pale color, called Fechner colors or pattern-induced flicker colors (PIFCs), are visible at different places on the disk. Not everyone sees the same colors."
"The phenomenon originates from neural activity in the retina and spatial interactions in the primary visual cortex, which plays a role in encoding low-level image features, such as edges and spatiotemporal frequency components."
Fascinating how our brains work, I see a brown tan, what do you see? :D

Light blue?

lemon yellow!

Snot green.

grass green

a neon-y sky blue

… Blue and Yellow. Also this doesn’t work on mobile.

Lemon yellow too but I can see the odd hints of pink

weasleyweezies:

thestriderbooty:

big-boss-piss:

catbountry:

owlygem:

thalassa-gramarye:

zerostatereflex:

Not everyone sees the same color when they stare at this spinning disk.

The gif is called, “Benham’s disk" "is named after the English toymaker Charles Benham, who in 1895 sold a top painted with the pattern shown. When the disk is spun, arcs of pale color, called Fechner colors or pattern-induced flicker colors (PIFCs), are visible at different places on the disk. Not everyone sees the same colors."

"The phenomenon originates from neural activity in the retina and spatial interactions in the primary visual cortex, which plays a role in encoding low-level image features, such as edges and spatiotemporal frequency components."

Fascinating how our brains work, I see a brown tan, what do you see? :D

Light blue?

lemon yellow!

Snot green.

grass green

a neon-y sky blue

… Blue and Yellow. Also this doesn’t work on mobile.

Lemon yellow too but I can see the odd hints of pink

Posted 13 hours ago

Yes, I’ll have them all. I am however disappointed you have no peppermint. You must have a stern stomach gurl.

(Source: makingourlivesworthit)

Posted 1 day ago

thelonelyztoner:

black—lamb:

ccushty:

punkgender:

one of the worst things about becoming educated on social issues is when people are like ‘you used to have a sense of humor’

no i used to have internalized prejudices which i’ve worked really hard to overcome and i realize now that your jokes are shitty

Always reblog this because becoming more socially aware makes you dislike a lot of people

This is why I don’t have friends anymore

Posted 1 day ago
seers:

or an alternate, if you have one already!

seers:

or an alternate, if you have one already!

Posted 2 days ago

Homestuck awoke from the gigapause, tripped and was helped back up by a little twat and they don’t know if they should be thankful or scared.

Posted 2 days ago

liamdryden:

forlackofabettercomic:

collegehumor:

Finish the 6 MORE STEPS on

How To Get Nothing Done: An Illustrated Guide [Click to finish me off]

Hey, here’s a thing I did for Collegehumor! Super excited to be doing some work with these dudes. Go read the rest!

MAN I don’t know whether to be more pissed off at myself for being exactly this most days or relieved that it’s not just me

Both, both is good

Posted 3 days ago

johnwonttouchthebutt:

actuallyxana:

demon-deans-meatstick:

warpsbyherself:

gallouvich:

justemoiici:

clannyphantom:

icarly-official:

backdoorteenmom:

Don’t be surprised when they bring a gun to school

that’s not even complicated you literally add 26 and 19 then simplify 2025 over 45 to be 45/1 then multiply 24 and 45 making it 1080 then add 1080 and 47 and unlock the iPad with the passcode 1-1-2-7 god bless

looks like we found ourselves a nerd

looks like we found someone capable of basic math

how is that basic math

this is basic math

behold 

the american school system

One word: calculator

You can do this without a calculator seriously

I’m an English graduate in English literature and language and even I know what Bidmas is. Brackets, indices, division, multiplication, addition and subtraction and you always follow in that order. So let me brake it down what has already been broken down. You solve it by first the brackets. You always solve the brackets first. Within the brackets you then have to solve whatever is in there. So in this case it would be the division however you need to add and simplify the numbers already mentioned so the division can be made simple. Obviously it looks like you would be skipping steps here HOWEVER we are still dealing with the brackets and simplifying something always makes it easier. After this has been done you then multiply 24 and the answer of the brackets. If a bracket is next to a number you always multiply the bracket with that number unless stated otherwise. FINALLY you can then add that answer to 47. 

You can practically use Bidmas for any basic maths equation…not sure about advance maths equations that’s not my area of expertise. If you want to know about the origin of the English language, I’m there.

Posted 4 days ago
defend-p0ptarts:

Tumblr missed this

defend-p0ptarts:

Tumblr missed this

(Source: genderfluidniall)